Tuesday, July 08, 2003

if life were an execution software, thats the button i would like to press now....its been such a tiring day and too full of happenings.... the only good thing that happened was a good fwd i got, so i am gonna paste it here and get the hell out of here....btw , i started reading the book i got yesterday, seems to be good, but 5 pages out of 314 dont tell the entire story, No i am not a slow reader, there were 14 pages of intro..hehe, anyways heres the good fwd i promised....
It was the first day at a school in America and a new student named Ramesh Reddy, the son of an Indian restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Ramesh Reddy, who had his hand up."Patrick Henry, 1775.""Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"?Again, no response except from the young Indian : "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.",said Reddy.The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Reddy, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans." assuming Reddy was a Mexican."Who said that?" the teacher demanded.Reddy put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"Again, Reddy says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"Reddy jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."Reddy frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we're in BIG trouble!"Reddy said, "Saddam Hussein 2003."and now for more info on life in 1500's, here is
manuscrypts trivia
Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children-last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water."

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