Thursday, August 21, 2003

What dreams may come

i have a hypothesis, is it possible that god has given a quota of dreams per person, maybe as small as one dream, that can come true..this is not about the dreams you have at night, this is more the aspirational kind of dreams...... that after you have achieved that one goal, god believes you have done the work you came down here for, and now your life will be a monotony of unachieved dreams, and the rest of your existence will be spent following them.....sort of like the donkey and the carrot.......or maybe He takes the passion/drive that is required to pursue a dream and bring it to its culmination....I was also wondering about the male of the species' attraction to the T&A of the opposite gender..... another hypothesis now, could it be because it is always covered....imagine a scenario where lets say the ears were always covered and the above mentioned accessories always left open.....would the attraction be now directed towards the ears???
goodbye, and heres manuscrypts trivia
a lil paki bashing, because i am peeved that the indian government is sponsoring the surgery of three paki kids.... as far as pakistan is concerned, i have no humanity left in me...An Indian is having breakfast one morning (coffee, bread, butter and jam) when a Pakistani, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Indian ignores the Pakistani who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. Pakistani man: "You Indian folk eat the whole bread??"Indian (in a bad mood): "Of course."Pakistani: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Pakistan, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into bread and sell them to India ." The Pakistani has a smirk on his face. The Indian listens in silence. The Pakistani persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??" Indian: "Of Course."Pakistani: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In Pakistan we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the India."The Indian then asks: "Do you have sex in Pakistan?"Pakistani: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk. Indian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"Pakistani: "We throw them away, of course."Indian: "We don't. In India, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Pakistan."

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